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August Jokes Archive: 
(Winner of this month: Mohammad from Canada - a "Shahyad" CD & a IRANESTAN.com T-Shirt)

Az ye rashti porsidan kodoomyeki as bachehat ro bishtar doost dary? Goft: "akhari". Goftan chera? goft: "chon seyede!". (Mohammad - August 31, 2001)

Rashtiye mimire mire jahanam, rooze awal jahanam ro behesh neshoon midam mire otaghe awal mibine ke khalash ro rooye takht khaboonda wa daran behesh yedoone soozan mizanan mige chera be to soozan mizanan mige man yek bar be shoharam khiyanat karda wa hala daram jawab pas midam mire otaghe baghali mibine khe daran be ammash 2ta soozan mizanan mige to chikar kardi mige man 2bar be shoharam khiyanat kardam mire otaghe baghali mibine ke daran be khaharesh 10 20ta soozan misanan narahat mishe mige auooooo khak be sarat khejalat nemikeshi khaharesh mige boro gomsgo maman otagh baghali zire charkh khayatiye! (Ali az Alman - August 31, 2001)

Ye rooz be ye Torke migan ba "KH" jomle besaj. Torke mige "Khiar, Khaboze, Khadijeh". Mogan Khadijeh ke esm nist. Migeh "Khob oon Holoye digah" (Mohammad - August 30, 2001)

Ye Torke az doostesh porsid: "gheble kodoom vari ast." Doostesh goft: "invari." Torke goft: "kheili bayad beram?!!" (Cheragh Ali - August 29, 2001)

Yerooz ye koli mobile kharide bood o oomade bood shahr. Vaghti rafte bood - kheili bebakhshid - dast shooyi, mobilesh zang o oonam javab dad "Ehem, Ehem!" (Prince - August 28, 2001)

Ye torke az doostesh miporse "babat chikarast?", Doostesh migeh "dokoondareh". Torke javab mideh "eh!? Babaye man faghat ye koon dareh" (Mohammad - August 27, 2001)

One day, a college students needs money so he faxes his father: "no mon, no fun, your son" and His father replies "too bad so sad your dad" (Mohammad - August 26, 2001)

1.Yek roz yeki az hal mire......... az ashpazkhoone dar miad!
2.Yeroz yeki dashte rad mishode........... tak made mizane ghabool mishe!!!!!!! (Babak - August 25, 2001)

Ye torke mire ballet, az alal khabesh mibare. Fardaye oon rooz, doostesh mige chetor bood? Torke mige: Kheyle khob bod. Az aval che khabam bord, hame noke pa rah raftan ke beedar nasham! (Hooman - August 23, 2001)

Be ye turki migan ba ajor jomle besaz mige khodet khary , ba ajor khoone misazan na jomle!!!! bi maze ? (asal joon - August 22, 2001)

Yek rooz yek torkeh dashteh khodesho be separe mashin mimalideh ke yeki miad azash miporse chera injory mikone. Torke javab mideh "daram vaghtam ra separy mikonam". (Maryam - August 21, 2001)

Be ye torkeh migan ye sahneyeh delkharash bekesh, torkeh ham ye babari soukhteh mikesheh. (Mammad Torke - August 19, 2001)

This is real: A woman who was sitting in a taxi with her young boy, suddenly farted. The boy turn to her mom and said "MAMAN GOOZOO, MAMAN GOOZOO!". The woman got mad and slaped her son. The taxi driver who was Tork, turned to her and said "KHANOOM CHE EIBI DARE? MANAM MIGOOZAM, MAMANE MAN MIGOOZE, IN AGHA HAM MIGOOZE!!" (Farah - August 18, 2001)

Yek Torke mireh resturan migeh agha ye Pepsi bede. Yaroo migeh darim vali garme. Torke mige "Aiby nadara ba nalbaki mikhoram." (Mohammad - August 17, 2001)

Tooye yek confranse beinolmelali namayandeye shahraye mokhtalef jam shodeh boodand ta az akharin pishrafthaye elmi va teknolojikiye kgodeshoon harf bezanand. Namayandeye Moscow goft ma ta tahe tahe kahkeshoon raftim, Digaran ba halate eterazi porsidand ta tahe tahesh? oon agha did ke vaz najooreh goft: na yezare moondeh beresim be tahesh. Namayandeye New York goft: ma ta tahe oghyanoosaro raftim,Digaran ba eteraz porsidand ta tahesh? Va oo javab dad: na yezare moonde be tahesh beresim. Nobat be Namyandeye Ardebil resid va goft:Ma ba damagh ghaza mikhorim! digaran goftand:Chi? Ba Damagh? Ardebiliye goft:Na Yezare Payeentar!! (Behtash - August 15, 2001)

Yek Aghaye Tork raft sandwich bokhore,va vaghti sefareshe yek sandwiche morgh ro dad, sandwichi azash porsid, agha bepicham,Torke javab da: na agha, mostaghim boro. (Behtash - August 15, 2001)

Yek Tork be yeki az hamshahrihash goft: Man kheyli narahatam az daste in Fars ha.Refighesh goft:chera? Torke javab dad: Akhe har ja miram be man migan Torke Khar. Refighesh goft:Khob to ham beheshoon begoo Farse Khar.Torke javab dad:Akhe Fars ha ke khar nemishan.  (Behtash - August 15, 2001)

Yek Aghaye tork baraye avvalin bar mikhast nooshabe bokhore,vali nemidooneste ke chi bayad bege,behamin khter mire tooye ye maghaze vamiste ta bebine digaran chi migan,Ye nafar miyad mige agha ye seven ap vase man baz kon. Nafare bad miyad mige agha ye babel ap ham vaseye man baz kon,Badesh Torke mige:khob pas agha, ye fazel abam bede man bokhoram!!!!!! (Behtash - August 15, 2001)

Too Tehran yek khanoom kami kham shod va dar hali ke sinehash maloom shodeh bood, be ranandeh taxi goft: Agha Karim Khan mikhore?Ranandeh Taxi goft:chera Karim Khan bokhoreh? Man khodam mikhoram.  (Behtash - August 15, 2001)

marde mire sandewichiye torke mige ye sandewiche kalbas mikham amma bedoone goje torke bad az 5 daghighe miyad mige bebakhshid agha goje nadaram ke lash nazaram mishe jash khiyarshoor nazaram ! (Ali - August 14, 2001)

Aya midoonestid ke Rashtiha be Sikhoonak migan, sooiche olagh va be ghabre yek tork migan goore khar va be goorekhar migan torke rah rah va be sifone toovalet migan andak va be keshti migan tashkhis va be havan migan lahestan va be hammam migan pakestan va be 2charkhe migan marakesh????!!!  (Behtash - August 14, 2001)

Tooye Ghazvin, Yek aghaye Ghazviniro ke angoshtaye dastesho tooye yek hadeseh az dast dadeh bood,az shahrvandi (citizenship) mahroom kardand.{Digeh be onvane yek Ghazvini be hesab nemiamad}. (Behtash - August 14, 2001)

Yek Aghaye Tork az yek noonvayee, noon barbari kharid,va vasate rah motevaje shod ke barbari gooshe nadare.Az hamoonja mostaghim raft banke melli ta barbariye bedoone gooshe ro avaz koneh. (Behtash - August 13, 2001)

Yek khanoom telefoni be yek doktor goft:Aghaye doktor toro khoda be dadam beres, pesaram nim saat pish eshtebahi yek livan benzin bejaye ab khordeh va dareh too hayat ba sorat midoeh.Dr goft: Negaran nabashid, nim saat digeh ke benzinesh tamoom shod, khodesh vamisteh. (Behtash - August 12, 2001)

Ye pesareh rafteh bood miveh dozdi tooye bagh,va bagheboon sar resid va pesareh vanemood kard ke dareh jish mikoneh,Baghbooneh goft:Inja chikar mikoni? pesare goft: dashtam jish mikardam,Bagheboone goft neshoon bedeh koja jish kardi.Pesareh gasht va ye chizi peyda kard va goft injast.Baghbooneh negah kard va goft:inkeh jishe olagheh,Pesareh javab dad:Khob mageh to gozashti man mesle adam jish konam??!!!! (Behtash - August 11, 2001)

Ye rooz ye torke az tabaghe 10 miofteh pain. Mardom doresh jam mishan va az oon miporsan chi shode. Torke mige namidoonam vala manam tazah rasidam inja. (Hooman - August 10, 2001)

BA ARZE POZESH,YE ROZ YE MADARO BA CHE NESHASTE BODANDO HARF MIZADAND YE DAFE MADARE YEKI DAR MIDE,BACHE MIGE MAMAN CHI BOD ?MAMANE MIGE HICH CHI,AGE GHOL BEDI BE KASY NAGY YE LEBASE KHOSHGEL MIKHARAM BARAT,BACHEHE MIGE BASHE,KHOLASE BACHEHE CHIZI NEMIGE VO MAMANE BARASH YE LEBAS MIKHARE,AZ GHAZA YE ROZ HAM BA HAMON LEBAS MIRE MEHMONY,SABKHONE BE BACHEHE MIGE ,BAH BAH CHE LEBASE GHASHANGI ,BAD BACHEHE MIGE ini ke mibiny taname haselel ghoze naname!!!!! (Asal Joon - August 9, 2001)

Yek Aghaye eynaki ba dastesh eshare kard be yek otooboos va az yek pesare eynaki porsid: Pesaram misheh shomareye oon otooboose 2 tabagharo vasam bekhooni? Pesareh goft: Kodoom otooboos??!! (Behtash - August 9, 2001)

Ye rooz az ye khoroos miporsan: "nazaret rajebe adama chiye?" mige: "hichi baba, fagaht baladan naamoose aadamo lokht konan bezaaran poshte shishe!!! (Asal Joon - August 8, 2001)

Q: Why can't a skeleton jump off a 3 story building?
A: Because he doesn't have the GUTS! (Mohammad - August 7, 2001)

Yeh torkeh dota zan megereh yekish ro layeh mikoneh! (Pouya Omidi - August 6, 2001)

Ye rooz be ye turke goftan 3 ta heyvoon naam bebar ke avalesh " kh" bashe. Torke goft: "khodam, kharam, khanomam!" (Asal Joon - August 5, 2001)

Ye rooz ye Chini, ye Amricayi, ba ye Arab miran balaye borj migan miparim khodaye harki behtar bashe oono nejat mideh. Chinie mipareh migeh booda booda ... yehoo mikhore zamin magzesh mitereke. Arabe mipareh migeh alla alla... yehoo khoda nejatesh mideh. Amricayie migeh god god god god ... ta mikhad berese payin mige alla alla ... (Mohammad - August 4, 2001)

Yek rooz yek marde az khoda porsid..."khoda 1,000,000 dollar baraat chegadr arzesh daare...??" Khoda goft "andaazeye yek cent" Marde goft "pas 1,000,000 saal baraat chegadr arzesh daare??" Khoda goft "andaazeye yek lahze" Marde goft "pas baraye man mitoni yek "cent" befresti?" Khodah ham javab dad "bale...yek laze..." (IraniGirl - August 3, 2001)

Ye rooz az Molla porsidand:Chand saleteh?Molla javab dad:25 sal.Bad az 20 sal dobareh az Molla porsidand chand salete?Molla goft:25 sal!Be molla goftand to ke 20 sale pish ham gofti 25 saleteh hala ham migi 25 sal?Molla javab dad:Akheh harfe mard yekiyeh. (Behtash - August 2, 2001)

yeh rooz mobile yeh torkeh too dastshooee zang meezaneh torkeh gooshee ro var meedareh meegeh"ehe,ehe" (Behnood - August 2, 2001)

Ye Torke too khab did ke dareh nesfe noon barbari ro ghelefti mikhoreh.Sobh ke bidar shod did ke nesfe lahafesho khordeh. (Behtash - August 2, 2001)

Be ye Torke goftand 3 ta miveh begoo ke ba harfe "Kh" shoroo besheh. Torke goft: Kharbozeh, Khiyar, Khadijeh! Goftand: Khadijeh ke esme dokhtareh. Torke ba lahjeye shirinesh goft: Khob Khadijeh khodesh Hoolooye dije! (Behtash - August 1, 2001)

July Jokes Archive: 
(Since we started this program on July 18, 2001, July's joke will be a part of our August contest.)

2 naghashe dorooghgoo az tabloye khod tarif mikardand.Avvali goft:Ye manzreh az zemestoon keshidam,inghadr tabieiye ke vaghti damasanjo mizaram,25 darajeh zire sefreh.Dovvomi goft:akse ye mard keshidam inghadr tabieiye 
ke har rooz bayad rishesho betarasham. (Behtash - July 30, 2001)

2 nafar ba ham sohbat mikardand,Avvali goft:Man inghadr badam miyad az adamhayee ke migan,"Man ham hamintor". Dovvomi goft:"Man ham hamintor". (Behtash - July 29, 2001)

Ye Torkeh baraye avvalin bar savare otoobuse 2tabagheh shod va be khatere shoolooghi khast piyadeh besheh,Ranandeh goft boro bala ja hast,Torkeh raft bala 2bareh bargasht ,ranandeh goft chera bala namoondi? Torkeh goft:Boro baba,tabagheye bala ke ranandeh nadareh!. (Behtash - July 29, 2001)

Az ye Torkeh porsidand: Tooye horoofe Alfbaye shoma "KH" voojood dareh? Torkeh javab dad:YOKH. (Behtash - July 29, 2001)

Ye Toreke mikhast poshtesho bekharooneh,vali dastesh naresid.Be hamin khater raft rooye yek charpayeh !! (Behtash - July 29, 2001)

Yek touriste Italiyaei mashghoole ghadam zadan too yeki az piyadeh rohaye Ghazvin bood, ke nagahan kife poolesh ke haviye 10,000 dolare Amrica bood az dastesh oftad,va chon Ghazviniha ro khoob mishenakht va pakdaman bood,gheyde 10,000 dolaro zad va dolla nashod kifo bardareh. (Behtash - July 29, 2001)

Ye doktor motekhasese Majariye Edrar ke mikhast yek mah bere mosaferat,az dooste mekanikesh khast ke yek mah bejash mariz bebineh.Avvalin mariz be mekanikeh goft:aghaye Dr.man har kari mikonam nemitoonam amizeshe jensiye kamel konam.Mekanike goft:dar biyar bebinam.vaghti alate marizo did goft:khob maloomeh digeh, motor 2 charkhe sefr kiloometro bardashti takht gaz rafti, motor soozoondi. (Behtash - July 28, 2001)

Ba arze mazarat::::: ye torke mere baaghevahsh aks megire ba ye khari... Akse mefreste daste madaresh. poshtesh neveshte ''Madar agar gofti man kodom hastam!?'' (Jafar - July 27, 2001)

Ye rouz ye torke az tir mire bala az mordad miyad paien (Nasser - July 27, 2001)

2 ta Tork too NewYork dashtand ghadam mizadand, ta inke be yek asemoonkharashe ajori residand.yeki az oonha be doostesh goft: "Nigah kon, Amaleh ham Amaleye amrikayee, bebin ajoro ta koja andakhteh bala !" (Behtash - July 27, 2001)

ye rashti migeh ajibeh zanam najibeh (Arian - July 26, 2001)

Salam,// Aya shoma midoonestid ke Rashtiha : 1.BE magas migan Parviz.2.Be Khar Magas migan Parviz Torkeh.3.Be Magas Kosh migan Parviz Sayyad.4. Be Magasi ke az zire magas kosh farar koneh migan Parviz Kardan ??! (Behtash - July 26, 2001)

Ye rooz yek torke be yek farse too khiaban tane mizaneh. farse asabany mishe mige khary? Torke mige: Torcham ke torcham iftikhat mikonam. (Ar - July 26, 2001)

ye rooz ye torke mere belit bekhere...
mire to otobus va ye aghai miyat mige belitetoon mekham
torke mege:"be shoma nemidam"
aghae mege:"chera?????"
torke mege:"baraye inke oon daffe parash kardi" (Jafar - July 25, 2001)

ye rooz ye rashti ba khodesh koshti migire dovom misheh 
(Mahdi - July 24, 2001)

Ba mazerat baraye hame tabrizi ha.......
Yek tabrizi ba zanesh az yek kababi rad mishodan, ke zane mige "Bah Bah, chi boi..". Marde migeh, "Age zane khobi bashi hafte ye digar baz az in khiabon toro mibaram ke baz az kababi boo bekeshi..."
(IraniGirl - July 24, 2001)

SALAM//. YE NAFAR OFTADEH BOOD TOOYE YE CHAHE AMIGH VA AZ DAKHELE CHAH FARYAD MIZAD : KOMAK,KOMAK.YE TORKEH KE AZ NAZDIKE CHAH RAD MISHOD,VAGHTI SEDAYE KOMAK RO SHENID,YE SEKEYE 5 TOMANI ANDAKHT TOO CHAH.  (Behtash - July 24, 2001)

Be yek rashtie goftand ke yek jok bego. Goft "khiyar".
Goftand "che bi namak". Goft "khyarshor" (Hamid - July 23, 2001)

Salam/// 3khalafkare Esfehani,Rashti,va Tork be edam mahkoom shodand.2rah dashtand:tanabe dar ya giyootin (mamoolan kasi ba giyootin namireh,nejat peyda mikoneh).Esfehaniye fekr kard ageh giyootino entekhab koneh,emkane zendeh moondanesh hast,banabar in giyootino entekhab kard va ettefaghan tighe giyootin ta nazdike gardanesh amad va istad va oo zendeh moond.Rashtiyeh ham ke ino did,giyootino entekhab kard va oo ham joone salem bedar bord.Nobate Torkeh shod va oo maks kard.Azash porsidan kodoomo mikhay,tanabe dar ya giyootin? Torke goft:man dar ra mikhaham,porsidand chera?Torkeh goft:khob maloomeh diji,chonkeh giyootin kharabeh. (Behtash Farbod - July 23, 2001)

Ye Lore avvalin bar too tehran savare otooboos shod.ye zaneh dasht be bachash shir midad vali bachehe nemikhord, mamanesh goft ageh nakhori midam in agha bokhoreh.bad az yerob, Loreh goft : Kora pas taklife ma chi shod, ma 4 ta istgah rad kardim.
(Behtash Farbod - July 22, 2001)

Ye ghazvini dame maghaze vastadeh bood va mardome ro tamasha mikard ke ye nafar behesh salam kard va vaghti rad shod ghazviniyeh behesh goft eee soghra kghanoom bebakhshid az jolo nashnakhtametoon !!!! (Behtash Farbod - July 21, 2001)

(Ba arze ma'zerat!!) Ye rooz ye Torke baadesh
darmireh, basanesh rag be rag misheh! (Mehrnoosh - July 20, 2001)

ye roz ye turke dashte as joob ab mekhordeh ye nagar dige mirse mige as abe joob nakhor aghlet kam mishe turke mige aghl chie (Akbar - July 19, 2001)

ye rooz ye rashtieh bachasho mendazeh bala mege bgo baba mege mamad agha
(Akbar - July 18, 2001)