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September Jokes Archive: 
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One day the told Homer Simpson you're going to die. He said "What the hell! I'm so young, I haven't even seen my children die!" (Mashti Mamdali - September 30, 2001)

Ye rooz ye marde mireh pishe jarahe plastic, va mige ye khal bezare balaye saresh. Doctore migeh "Hame migan khalamo bardar, to khal mikhay?" migeh akhe dirooz ba Gorbachof aragh mikhordam, goftesh to kheili adame khoobi hasti vali ye chizi oon bala kam dari. (Hooman - September 29, 2001)

Ye ghazvinie too Amrica akasi mikhoone, badesh miyad iran too parke Mellat akasi. Az harki miyoomad aks begireh migoft "Begoo Panir!". (Ebi - September 27, 2001)

5 ta Torke ye peykan e sefr kharidan beran mosafer keshi vali varshekast shodan. Azashoon porsidam chera? Goftan "nemidoonim, har rooz 5 tayi miraftim savare mashine mosafer keshi vali kesi savar nemishod!" (Mammad - September 27, 2001)

Ye torke hamishe miraft bar,va har dafe 4 ta whysky taghaza mikard.barmane yek dafe soal kard chera 4ta?torke javab dad akhe mano dustam hameshe ba ham mikhordim! man hame be yade una mikhoram!...bad az chand mah, torke dobare mire bar,vali indafe faqat 3ta whysky mikhore! barmane soal mikone CHI SHOD? torke mighe akhe man alcoholo vel kardam! faqat be yade dustam mikhoram!!! enjoy :o) (Junik - September 26, 2001)

Ye bar ye Rashtie mibine zanesh koli arayesh karde. mige "Koja? enghad be khodet miresi?" Zane migeh "Ba Asghar Agha gharar daram". Marde migeh "Ba Asghar agha miri ba Asghar agha bar migardi..." (Mammad - September 25, 2001)

Be ye Torke migan ye sahneye delkharash bekesh, oonam ye noon barbarie sookhte mikeshe. (Mammad - September 24, 2001)

ye rooz ye torke ba ainak doody mire darya,shena mige aaaaaaa che ghadr nooshabe (Halla - September 23, 2001)

Ye rooz ye irani va amricai savare havapeima mishan va baraye ham khaly mibandand. Amricaie computereshoo mindazeh biroon va mige ma az ina ziad darim. Iranie ham Afghanie sandali baghal roo mindaze biroon (Saied - September 22, 2001)

Ye rooz ye pesar torke zang mizaneh khooneye doost dokhtaresh. Vali babaye dokhtare gooshi ro barmidareh. Torke hol mikone o migeh "Agha bebakhshid mishe dare hayateto baz koni in toope ma oftade bardarim?" (Hooman - September 21, 2001)

beye torke migan benevis laelaha elallah, torkam, minevice, behesh migan hala bekhunesh, ba ahang mige: lala lala lala la,la la la la la la la (Ali - September 19, 2001)

ye bar be ye torke migan ba shash jomleh besaz migeh(dirooz mano achbaro dadashash raftim kooh.behesh migan shash be maanie jish na oon shashi ke shoma fekr kardi.torkeh mige (khob abjisham oomadeh bood.:0)!!!!!!!!!!!  (Mary - September 18, 2001)

Ye rooz ye Torke yeki ro did ke dareh hey mohkam dar mizane vali kesi baz nemikone. Jelo raft o behesh goft: "Zang bezan shayad dar kharabe !(Mohammad - September 17, 2001)

Ye rooz molaro raise sedasima mikonan o fardaye hamoon rooz ekhraj misheh. miporsan: " mola chi shod ke ekhrajet kardan?" migeh: " hichi, vasate azan payame bazargani pakhsh kardam." (Mammad - September 16, 2001)

ye rooz ye marde rashti dasht miraft ,ye aghie dige bhesh salam kard . rashty be marde mige : "salam bee salam zanam mord" (Niloufar - September 15, 2001)

be ye turke migan ba mardane anjelos jomle besas mige: dastshooyie mardane an jelost (Nila - September 15, 2001)

yeh rooz babayeh torkeh mimireh.yeki az doostash mireh tasliat begeh mibineh too khoneyeh torkeh poreh khareh miporseh in hameh kharo vaseh chy kharidy?! torkeh migeh akheh babam vaghty dasht mimord goft hameyeh poolamo kharjam konid!!! siavash-tehran (Siavash - September 12, 2001)

ye ruz ye zane ke kheili chagh budeh mireh tu ootubus pishe ye mardeh mishine .mardeh azash miporse khanoom bebakhshid esme shoma chie?khanume mige (ghoncheh)marde mige:khube ghonchei vaela age gol boodi chi mishodi!!!!??hehehehehe (Mary - September 11, 2001)

Ye rooz ye pedar va pesar tork miran dozdy az maghazeh maghazedar mifahmeh vadadmizaneh va miggeh hooo..korrehqhar vista va pesar migeh baba to fararcon mano shenasaie kardan (Zahra - September 10, 2001)

Be ye torke migan ba Najeeb ye jomle besaz // mige Shalvare man na zeep dare na jeeb.he he he (Behnam - September 9, 2001)

ye bar ye moalleme be shagerdesh mige, ba HALA ye joml ebesaz, bachehe mige "hala yaram miyad deldaram miyad" moalleme mige "hala ye sefr midam, boro babato biyar" (Anna_USA - September 8, 2001)

ye bar 2ta pride ba ham ezdevaj mikonan, bachashoon jiyan dar miyad, miran dokhtor bebinan chi shode, mifahmam 2khtar amoo pesar amoo boodan (Anna_USA - September 8, 2001)

ye bar az ye torke miporsan, peyghambar koja be resalat resid, miga valla ma che midoonim, ma seydkhandan peyada shodim (Anna_USA - September 8, 2001)

yeh rooa ghazvinih zang mizaneh beh doostesh migeh ye party gereftim toopetoop>bando basat halohoolam radifeh.doostesh miporseh tarfa kian.yaroo migeh babam jan ziad shoolooghesh nakardam faghat khodamokhodetim! (Siavash - September 8, 2001)

ye ruz ezrail mireh soraghe ye pirezane .pirezane jakhali mideh!!!!!:0) (Maryam - September 8, 2001)

be ye rashtie khabar midan zaneto 8 nafar ba peykan bordan. rashtie migeh:ehhhhhhhhhh ma khabar nadashtim peykan 9 nafar ja dareh!!!!!!!!!!! (Zahra - September 7, 2001)

ye rooz ye torke mire balaye tire cheragh bargh. behesh migan hoy agha movazeb bash sima lokhte. torke mige sima khanum ya allah!!! (Zahra - September 7, 2001)

ye bar ye pesare ba 2khtare dust misheh.pesareh migeh bebakhshid misheh beporsam esme shoma chie? 2khtareh mige "atre gole yas esmam sorayas".2khtareh migeh esmeh shoma chie? pesare mige "guz tu hava pakhshe esmam jahanbakhshe" (Maryam - September 6, 2001)

ye ruz ye torke mireh baghali,migeh(agha 2 ta biskuit bedin)forushandeh migeh che biskuiti mikhain?torkeh mige har chi bedin khubeh,furushandeh mige madar khubeh ? torke migeh alhamdolelah salam miresuneh. (Maryam - September 6, 2001)

ye ros ye arabe myofte to ab zang myzane gasem az khab mypare (Farshid - September 5, 2001)

salam be hamegi...yek roz se nafar miran savare taksi mishan .bad yeki az in adama kami evakhahar bode.avalie mige agha maro hamin baghal piade konin.dovomie mige agha maro hamin kenara baghal konin.sevomie ke eva bode mige agha lotfan maro hamin kenara baghal konin....bimaze bood na!! (Sani - September 4, 2001)

Be yeh torke migan chera tamam harfha ro bayad be shoma do bar goft? Migeh chee?! (Farhad - September 4, 2001)

ye mardeh migeh man payambaram.migan ageh rast migy to kdom ghar mabooth shoodi. migeh ey baba digeh ba iran radiyator ki mireh to ghar! (Fatemeh - September 3, 2001)

Be ye foozooleh migan nesfeh donya ro behet meedeem digeh foozooli nakon, migeh nesfeh digasho be kee meedeen? (Nasim - September 3, 2001)

Ye Tork, Holandi va yek Almani musabegheye abjo khordan mikonan. Migan harke bishtar abjo bekhore va toilet nare, barande mishe. Aval Hollandi mibaze, bad Almani...valy Torke mibare...torke mige: Torky Torky antar nist, Torky Torky pushak dare!!  (Mohammad Ali - September 3, 2001)

2 ta torqe ba ham davashoon mishe ke kee vasat bekhabeh. (Ali - September 3, 2001)

Be torke migan ba kar o kooshesh ye jomle besaz mige "shalware kare man kooshesh" migan ba tokyo jomle besaz mige "man fatiyo doost daram to kiyo?"  (Ali az Alman - September 2, 2001)

Ye Torke behem goft "Ye bar az rooye angosht doostam mashin rad shod mord." Azash porsidam chera? Goftesh "chon dastesh too damaghesh bood!" (Mana, September 1, 2001)

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